This Simply Will Not Do

Sorry for the prolonged posting, my loyal minions. I've been busy planning my means of freedom from the "house and backyard."

 Not to mention how to taunt, but escape from pack of coyotes who have decided to take residence somewhere. Those ratfaces jumped into my territory! My tail twitches at the thought. 

        

You may not see me, but I am waiting, in the shadows. 

On another note, trash cans, walls, and large buckets make excellent supports for escape plans.